Thursday, December 1, 2016

SALARY INCREMENT

News: Government announce that if you have 5 kids, your salary will be multiplied to 5.

“A man heard this news and said to his wife…”

Man: I have a kid with my girlfriend. I am going to bring him and add him to our 4 kids so that my salary can be multiplied by 5.

Wife: That will be great!

“When he came back with his born-out-of-his-matrimonial-home-son, he found only 1 kid with his wife. He asked his wife…”

Man: Where are the 3 kids?

Wife: You are not the only one who heard the news. Their fathers have come to fetch them as well.


#Just4Laughs : D

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