Teacher: How
old is your father?
Kid: He is 6
years.
Teacher: What?
How is this possible?
Kid: He became
father only when I was born.
(Logic! Children are quick and always
speak their minds)
Teacher: Maria,
go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it
is!
Teacher: Correct.
Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria!
Teacher: Glenn,
how do you spell “crocodile?”
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: Maybe
it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
(I love this child)
Teacher: Donald,
what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J
K L M N O
Teacher: What
are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday
you said its H to O.
Teacher: Clyde,
your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you
copy his?
Clyde: No Sir,
it’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
Teacher: Harold,
what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
Harold: A
Teacher!
(Laughter is one of the best medicine
: D
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